Mort called yesterday to ask if he could take Jory
whitewater rafting. I’ve never been
whitewater rafting, I want to go. But I
wasn’t invited and this wasn’t about me.
This was about Mr. Jory.
“Mort, you know there’s a lot of water out there,” I
said.
“Yes, I know,” he chuckled.
“And I only have the one son. You have two,” I continued.
He laughed. “Yes,
I know you only have the one son. I
promise I will keep him safe.”
I wasn’t trying to imply or suggest that Mort should let
one of his sons drown in order to save Jory, if God forbid things went horribly
wrong on the raft, but I am saying Lisa did teach me the phrase, “An heir and a
spare.”
So it looks like Mr. Jory is going whitewater rafting.
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