You know what’s awesome about parenting. It’s moments like these…
“Jory, I didn’t hear the toilet flush.”
“I didn’t flush it.
I left it so you could see it. My
stomach hurts.”
Lucky mom. Lucky
mom. I’m the lucky mom. I went into the bathroom and looked into the
toilet. What is that? Is that blood? No, it’s not blood. It’s his chips. It’s the dye from his chips.
We are officially done eating those
chips. That so can’t be good for you.
Why didn’t anyone ever tell me about these awesome
moments that I had to look forward to?
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