Omas

you know what's great about them is that what they think is exactly how everyone else thinks. Say you make lamb for dinner for your kids only to discover a few days later that none of the lamb has been eaten.

"Did you see the meat in the fridge?" you ask.

"The kids didn't like it," Oma replies.

"It doesn't look like the kids even ate any. Do the kids not like or do you not like it?"

"How can you eat the Lamb of God?"

Are you serious?! And let's be honest there's no comeback for that.

If Oma can't eat lamb, then no one can eat it. Actually the abhor the idea of it. Darn that dude at Costco for making it taste so good.

Why is there steak still in the refrigerator? Because Oma, who hasn't eaten meat since the mid-90s, has decided it looks too tough thus the kids won't eat it so why bother giving it to them.

It's moments like these when you think why cook.

"Is that what they're going to eat next week?" Oma asks, as you cook for the following work week.

"Yes."

She sighs and turns away.

And you know the chances of your children eating the food that you're cooking has just decreased by a minimum of 50%.

Why don't Omas cook more when they know what everyone wants to eat? Which is exactly what they want to eat. If only Omas could rule the world, what a better world we'd live in.