One kid bathed now on to number two, I thought as I sauntered into the bathroom just as Jory was settling down in the bathtub. He was squatting when I heard a noise.
“Jory, are you peeing in the tub?”
“Yes,” he mumbled.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! “You peed in the tub?”
“Yes,” he repeated softly.
You peed in the tub when you were 3 feet from the toilet. When you took off your clothes, piece by piece, in the bathroom, right next to the toilet? Really?!? Really?!?! Are you smoking crack for a living?
“Did you think you were in the shower? Are you suppose to pee in the tub?”
“No.”
“Where you going to bathe in the tub after you peed in it?”
“No.”
“Let the water out and don’t you ever do this again. Do you understand?”
“Yes.”
He drained the tub and I started filling it back in. “Start bathing now.” Why should he get into the full bath experience when he’s peeing in the tub?
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