The joy of words

You know the first time you hear, “My bagina hurts,” your heart starts racing and a million things run through your head.

“Your vagina hurts?” I asked quickly.

Then a nonsensically answer was given and after some probing I realized that the girls just like saying “bagina.”

They just like saying the word, particularly when they are in the bath.

Who knew they would like the word so much. And who knew they would be so fascinated with the word when Jory couldn’t have cared less about his penis or the word “penis.”