Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Insane in the membrane

When did it become cool to gag? Rowan gags all the time now when her teeth our brushed. Okay all the time is a little overboard, but whenever I’m brushing her backteeth she starts gagging. How can you be chocking when someone is watching your back molars? The molars aren’t down her throat. Is she kidding me? Is this another one of her plots to slowly drive me mad? If so, it is sort of working.

She starts gagging two seconds after I start brushing her back teeth.

“Stop gagging,” I say frustrated.

“You’re choking me,” she answers.

“I’m not chocking you.”

Are you serious?!?! When did she start having teethbrushing issues? She was always the good brusher, but obviously those days are behind us for now and instead Operation Drive Mommy crazy is in full effect.

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